Funny embarrassing dating stories

He never asked me out again.—Holly Snelson, Facebook I was with a guy I really liked, and when we got back to his house, I REALLY had to poop.

Usually that wouldn't make me nervous, but I'd eaten a bag of corn for dinner the night before because ~college life~.

” —September149, Denver, CO “At a big-deal formal fundraiser, I wore a strapless gown.In my state of euphoria I just blurted out, ‘how about we hang out Friday night, watch a movie or something? I looked great, but walking in heels wasn’t my specialty.My date met me at my apartment and as soon as we stepped onto the gravel, I fell face first. Or maybe you’ve gone in for a smooch and got the dreaded cheek turn.As proof, check out these stories from other “I accidentally gave myself a bloody nose while telling a story and talking too much with my hands.